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Tuesday, 11. November 2008
Crop Circles Greetings
Have a look at this exclusive footage of a flying saucer creating a crop circle.
Google Maps greeting site MapMsg has a cool feature - custom crop circles! You can draw your circle anywhere on the globe that you like.
Sunday, 28. September 2008
Loops of Zen
This puzzle game is about harmony. Rotate pieces by clicking on them. When no more loose ends remain, you will enter a new realm of consciousness. That realm is a new level of Loops of Zen. There are 50 levels, but is it necessary to experience them all? That depends on you. Did you know that the game is different every time you play? The best thing about Loops of Zen may be the loops. Or the zen. Enjoy!
Loops of Zen
Saturday, 20. September 2008
The Love Calculator
Check your love compatibility by Birthday & Astrology with the The Love Calculator .
Smart and simple enough for anyone.
There is one thing to note - the results given are not always entirely true, because there are much more factors to human behavior and relationships, other than his birthday, so you should use that result only as a guideline and not rely on it completely.
Friday, 05. September 2008
Tibetan Personality Test
And oh yes - first make a wish, then take the test.
Not sure what the Dalai Lama thinks of all this, but it's a great little time waster, one of the better ones out there.
Saturday, 28. June 2008
101 Ghost Jokes
Jokes and puns poke fun at the characteristics and behavior of ghosts.
101 Ghost Jokes by Lisa Eisenberg & Katy Hall; illustrated by Don Orehek.
Scholastic, 1988 | 24 Pages | PDF | 1.3 MB
Wednesday, 25. June 2008
Relax with a little game today and rock the Ashram with Sitar Star!
Created to promote Mike Myers' latest farce "The Love Guru", Sitar Star is a take on Guitar Hero, allowing you to use your number keys for the strings and your space bar to strum them. As the coloured notes drop down the screen, you must strum the right strings at the right time.
Be warned - it's addicting!
Tuesday, 17. June 2008
Friday, 13. June 2008
Geek Meditation Session
Found @ Joy of Tech
Friday, 25. April 2008
Dharma The Cat Philosophy With Fur
Dharma The Cat has three characters. There is a novice monk named Bodhi, who tries to walk the path to enlightenment and is stumbling earnestly along the Buddhas Noble Path. A Buddhist, black and white cat called Dharma, and he is a wise being who looks down from a great height on those who have taken birth in human form. And there is Siam, the house Mouse, who is concerned only with cheese and can communicate with Dharma.
Needless to say: the main idea of Dharma The Cat is not in the comic itself, but in the commentary of the comic strips ...
See here 30 Dharma The Cat Cartoons online.
Dharma The Cat is a philosophical humorous webcomic by David Lourie. The topics of Dharma The Cat handle the basic philosophical questions of life and existence.
Thursday, 13. March 2008
Friday, 07. March 2008
Tarot Card Generator
Monday, 03. March 2008
Kung Fu Crab = Crab Fu
For your fun today: Crab Fu, an animated short by I-Wei Huang.
This video was set to the tune of Kitaro's Japanese Drums ...
Great poses and timing!
Wednesday, 20. February 2008
Godsbot - The Christian Robot
What a neat idea!
Ever wanted to talk to God? Well, now you can. Talk to divinity just as Moses did. Through a direct intermediary like a burning bush except that the burning bush in this case is Godsbot.
You can talk to him about spiritual questions, discuss Christianity or just ask him any questions that you have been wondering about.
Inventor Ron Ingram says he believes that this program has the potential to be a very effective instrument for communicating Christian views. And he is trying to communicate God's messages in an entertaining manner.
This site is indeed entertaining. Try it!
Godsbot - The Christian Robot
Don't forget to turn on the speakers! I posted it in the category 'Humor' - with a twist of truth ...
Just kidding! Example:
Me: Do you like "The Beatles"?
Godsbot: Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. He was cool.
Me: Favorite Beatles song?
Godsbot: Across the Universe.
Thursday, 14. February 2008
Well various versions of this imaginary tech support call have been floating around the web and/or email for years. Many thanks to the annonymous author who created this story.
Customer:: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer:: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer:: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer:: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer:: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer:: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer:: It says "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer:: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer:: I will! Thanks for your help!
Have a Happy Valentines Day!
Monday, 11. February 2008
Chap Hai - Way Of The Dragon
This is a kind of game how it should be: a relaxing, "lean back" experience, instead of an intense "lean foward experience". It's Zen baby!
You click-hold on the red marble, a white arrow appears that represents what that marble's velocity will be when you release your hold. Pulling back increases the force of your sling, and moving the mouse left and right adjusts the angle. The goal is to use the red marble to knock all the yellow marbles off the board, the catch is, you must achieve this in a certain number of shots, and without sending the red marble off the board.
Chap Hai - Way Of The Dragon